Author’s Note: This story is very funny. This is one of my favorite pieces because the boots smell like stinky feet. I have worked very hard on this piece and have tried to reach my goals to make this the best piece ever!
Here I am, sitting in a dark box with nowhere to go. I have been sitting in this box for centuries and no one has even opened the box to give me air. When finally, a mom with short, curly brown hair and a husband with short gray hair picks me up and opens me! I knew right then that I was going to be taken home. I wanted to show everyone my natural style. A black boot with a 5in. heel, curved at the top and has gold buckles on both feet and people love me. I am designer shoes. Anyway, the lady opens the box and she is looking at me like these are the perfect shoes for her. I was like no way and she said to her husband, “These are the perfect shoes for Allison.” Immediately I knew that I was going to be the favorite shoe of all time. And then my dream came true. The lady bought me and took me home. When I got to the lady’s home, I was put back in the box and wrapped up and I knew that it was near my favorite time of the year, CHRISTMAS!! I was wrapped up in such beautiful wrapping paper and I was wrapped so neatly. I knew I was going to be the perfect Christmas present. I got so excited and slept until the big day came.
The big day came. It was Christmas morning but I didn’t here anything for 3 hours. They didn’t open me. Did they forget about me? And then I hear thumps 4 hours later and they were home and I hear their smallest kid named Allison and she said, “Alright guys get dressed and come out and lets start opening presents.” That’s when I got really excited. I was about to become the present of a lifetime. I knew right then that she was going to wear me everywhere! I could hear the excitement of Allison when she was opening her presents. Then, I felt a pick up of my box. I was shaking and scrabbling when I finally heard my box opening. She opened it slightly, and then screamed at the top of her lungs and she ripped me out of the box and said, “Oh my gosh! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!” I was so happy that she appreciated me. Immediately, she stuck her feet in me and I fainted. Her feet smelt so bad, I was going to die. I regretted it for the rest of my life. I was just ha-ha-happy that she loved me. Man she needs a foot freshener or something, man alive! The End!
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